21 10 / 2014

"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."

Vodka thoughts #1 (via 5weetsorrow)

(via feb-14thhh)

21 10 / 2014

theboywhoyearnsforhisheart:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

Hahas…

21 10 / 2014

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what



Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

brendanwtf:

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via smilewithglee)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

"To know the value of generosity, it is necessary to have suffered from the cold indifference of others."

Eugene Cloutier (via be-strong-in-love)

(Source: infinite-paradox, via feb-14thhh)

21 10 / 2014

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

(via smilewithglee)

21 10 / 2014

stephhloveeee:

kayleesprettypinkdress:

iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

this is our generations high school movie

Fucking love this movie

(Source: dipshitdiablo, via theboywhoyearnsforhisheart)

21 10 / 2014

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

I’m fat. And well, in Singapore, basically, fat girls shouldn’t anything. It’s basically like “if you slimmed down, we’ll have room for an extra person.”

(via feb-14thhh)

21 10 / 2014

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

(via feb-14thhh)

21 10 / 2014

theyellowbuttroad:

mynameisemmegoddamnit:

loyaltothemightiestheroes:

THATS RIGHT.

REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE 

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

(Source: splendous, via theboywhoyearnsforhisheart)

21 10 / 2014

progressiveresistance:

maurarigatou:

Reading a copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends that was left in my apartment when I came across this.

Shel Silverstein was the greatest.

progressiveresistance:

maurarigatou:

Reading a copy of Where the Sidewalk Ends that was left in my apartment when I came across this.

Shel Silverstein was the greatest.

(via kingoftherodeo-)

21 10 / 2014

fyahblaze:

poeticallyflowing:

meddiv:

browngirlblues:

crissle:

sistermaryfake:

people-are-trash:

imnotacountry:

mightymorphinlightskin:

niggafuckurblog:

crashyourcrew:

kidxforever:

solpress:

the-makara-family:

sooo i did this yesterday

…..What the fuck is wrong with you?

I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I WANT IT

Nope

😁

My chest hurts

eating that would be a suicide mission

I can just see the blunts off-camera

somebody watches Epic Meal Time

y’all really don’t enjoy living.

Yall eat trash

heaven

Yuck. And somebody took a bite out of one of the burgers in the first pic.

stop the violence

this should be and ad for pepto bismol

21 10 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

(via fuckword)

21 10 / 2014

21 10 / 2014

demetriae3:

Her hair.

demetriae3:

Her hair.

(via fuckword)